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Skip to content Do you have adblock enabled? Try Ads-Free Fark Report It's Not News, It's Fark How To Fark Log In | Sign Up » Login Password Forgot password? X Fark TotalFark my Fark About/FArQ Contests Store (new!) Contact Us Mobile Search: Password Login Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Main Discussion Sports Business STEM Entertainment Fandom D'awww Food Politics NEW To Fark? Find Out HOW TO FARK X Submit a Link » Mon February 15, 2021 VP confirms what you already knew: There was no stockpile, there was no plan source: axios.com | share: 11 Ice 1, Salt Truck 0 source: wkrn.com | share: 6 (Some Guy) Poop Thread source: prevention.com | share: 43 Deep-fried human hands and feet found. Also, a pair of legs which had not been deep-fried source: metro.co.uk | share: 35 Teacher fights students outside McDonald's. Article unclear exactly whose wig it was source: nbcmiami.com | share: 7 What's the scariest place you've had to drive? source: jalopnik.com | share: 182 On this day in history, in 1898, the blame for the Maine fell squarely on the Spain source: history.com | share: 6 Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet? source: kiro7.com | share: 4 Sometimes, it freezes hard enough, and then we all go ice skating in Amsterdam. Make sure to dress for the occasion source: twitter.com | share: 34 New coronavirus cases and deaths in the US have dipped to their lowest levels in months, still way higher than last April. But it's a start source: upi.com | share: 38 Photoshop these 19th century gymnasts source: gannett-cdn.com | share: 15 The Pfizer vaccine is as good in the real world as in the lab. This message presumably just beamed in by the Jewish space laser source: bbc.com | share: 38 Subby knows there's a lot you want to do after being released from prison; he's just suggesting maybe waiting at least 30 minutes before carjacking a 16 year old. Just saying source: abcnews.go.com | share: 28 Astronauts, chicken, classic cars, and celebrity pets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 21 - Feb 6: Snowed In Edition source: fark.com | share: 12 Scots teacher goes one better than all those dads making igloos for their kids, creates 'hot tub' in garden using snow as temperatures fall to -5C source: thescottishsun.co.uk | share: 7 He should have taken the one-point penalty. Sad tag came in a close second source: foxnews.com | share: 34 Heads up to KC Farkers and all points due south: Expect blackouts for 15 to 30 minutes at a time over the next 48 hours. This includes you, KS, OK, MO, AR, and TX source: kshb.com | share: 126 Slate, just asking questions: "Why don't we let people in prison keep their cellphones?" source: slate.com | share: 109 In his lighthouse at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming source: twitter.com | share: 33 Finding your long-lost twin is one thing. Finding out you went to high school together is another source: upi.com | share: 26 5pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, OMG is it Monday already edition source: twitch.tv | share: 9 12-year-old boy punched, bicycle stolen at Queens subway station. This is a repeat from every day ever since the 1890s source: pix11.com | share: 28 (Daily Fly.com) And, let's see the judges scores...8, 8, 10, 10, and we're still waiting for the Russian Judge to finish his vodak (pics in comments) source: lcvalley.dailyfly.com | share: 37 (Some Greybeard) Photoshop this Concerned Chap source: dl.dropboxusercontent.com | share: 22 French rescue helicopter refuses to surrender to mountain source: twitter.com | share: 48 "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" updated for 2021: "How many snow shovelers can work at the top of a Needle" source: king5.com | share: 13 "This caused (her) to run in to a parked car. She then got out, told the victim she had a gun, and hit them with a shower rod multiple times" source: wcjb.com | share: 34 It's Monday, so let's watch massive electrical sparks from hell moving along power lines source: twitter.com | share: 109 "We're told by officials the bridge is closed but vehicles are going around the barricades" source: twitter.com | share: 138 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 15 is 'durable' as in: "A good Texas rancher will be able to identify all of his animals by sight, with a simple "dere's a cow, dere's a dog, durable" source: merriam-webster.com | share: 28 "Oh, here's that lottery ticket I've been carrying around for a month. I wonder if I won anything?" source: upi.com | share: 24 Sir I won't be able to make it to work because of the weather. Also please disregard that last pic I sent source: ladbible.com | share: 43 Stormy patterns batter into Presidents Day, which is a nice change from a couple years ago and a couple of those words were rearranged source: mynews13.com | share: 20 City mice are smarter than country mice. Someone should write a children's book about this source: dailymail.co.uk | share: 40 Die Duden bleiben? source: dailymail.co.uk | share: 60 Everyone loves pancakes, balls, and jam. Wait. Go back one source: cnn.com | share: 28 Protip: Never change the channel on Florida Man's TV source: wcjb.com | share: 18 "I went back into the Cracker Barrel and it was very hard for me to say this with a straight face, even though I was panicking: 'Do you have cameras in the parking lot? I think someone stole my chicken. My Civil-War reenacting chicken.'" source: cullmantimes.com | share: 20 Guy figures out way to never forget his wife's birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day. Catch: He has to remember his birthday source: 9news.com | share: 26 Today is National Singles Awareness Day, so take a moment to remember that you're not alone in this world even if you actually are completely alone, sitting in the dark eating ice cream with a serving spoon and crying at the wall source: nationaldaycalendar.com | share: 69 Local couple down in the dumps because they had to postpone their big family wedding due to COVID. So they do the next best thing and get married at a Dunkin Donuts drive thru source: news10.com | share: 14 The Excel spreadsheet feeding the Access database running the New Jersey COVID vaccination scheduling site has crashed again source: theregister.com | share: 104 Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late source: cnbc.com | share: 27 (Some Hustler) Best. Funeral. Evar source: marca.com | share: 58 With expectations only ankle-high, Strong Bad relives the Eighties with some FriendlyWare DOS games on disk 4 of 12, tries to debug illegal function call in 330 source: youtube.com | share: 34 Homegrown mutation of the Coronavirus are starting to show up US so now MAGAts don't have to worry about catching those foreign born mutations source: cnn.com | share: 56 Houston, already suffering from Snowmageddon, now faces rolling blackouts. Stay safe Texas Farkers source: khou.com | share: 300 (Some Guy) Because who DOESN'T want chickens running around with tiny T-Rex arms? (pics) source: odditymall.com | share: 42 Remember Buffalo Bill's house from "Silence of the Lambs" being sold recently? New owner is turning it into a bed and breakfast source: wpxi.com | share: 45 Photoshop these spiked lamps source: contemporist.com | share: 18 Load older headlines These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all! 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